First Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Hobbit was going to be one film. Then it was going to be two films. Now, apparently, it’s going to be an entire trilogy. It’s time to stop kidding ourselves - Peter Jackson is never ever going to ever stop making Hobbit films, is he? Ever. What a bloody sod.
So, to save everyone a bit of time, I’ve gone to the trouble of naming all of the Hobbit films that will inevitably get made between now and the eventual destruction of the universe. Peter Jackson, YOU ARE WELCOME:
The Hobbit: There And Back Again
The Hobbit: Back Again
The Hobbit: A Bit Further Back Again
The Hobbit: Back Again, Again
The Hobbit: Almost There Now
The Hobbit: Wait, Did I Leave My Keys Back There?
The Hobbit: Yes, Sorry Guys, I Did, I Did Leave My Keys Back There
The Hobbit: There Again And Back Again Again Again
The Hobbit: Finally Hom… Oh Wait The Milk’s Gone Off
The Hobbit: To The Corner Shop And Back Again
The Hobbit: Oh Look, A Dog
The Hobbit: Gollum’s Magical Trombone
The Hobbit: Invasion Of The Tinysauruses
The Hobbit: Martin Freeman Just Points And Stuff And Pulls A Face For A Bit
Megahobbit Vs Giant Elftopus
Das Hobbit
The Hobbit: Their And Back Again
The Hobbit: They’re And Back Again
The Hobbit: Sorry About Those Last Two Films, We Let Someone On Facebook Write Them For A Bet
The Hobbit: Gandalf’s Gippy Tummy
The Hobbit: Remember The Time We Went There And Back Again? That Was Fun
The Hobbit Holiday Special
Sister Act 2: Back In The Hobbit
The Hobbit: Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Hobbit Fucking HOBBIT
The Hobbit: Pig In The City
The Hobbit: There, Then Part Of The Way Back, Then There, Then Back, Then There Again, Then Back A Bit But In A Different Direction, Then There, Then Crying
The Hobbit: Seriously? Back Again? But We Literally Just Got Here
The Hobbit: Can Someone Just Hurry Up And Invent The Bloody Helicopter?
The Hobbit: Stobbit
