No more scenes of Max Branning taking a swing at ‘ambivalent remorse’ and only ever hitting ‘disgruntled prawn’. No more scenes of Derek Branning looking all lusty-eyed. And no more scenes of me watching Derek Branning looking all lusty-eyed and then vomiting everything I’ve ever eaten all over my lap, knee, carpet, television and ceiling in that order.
WHY WON’T KAT SLATER’S MYSTERY LOVER STORYLINE EVER END? For Virgin Media