“Lena’s sister was claimed by the dark side, and look how she turned out. Not only has the dark side given her a taste for hugely impractical clothes, but she’s also wearing sunglasses indoors. What an unbearable hipster. Apparently the dark side makes you act like you’re from Shoreditch. She probably thinks that electroclash is still a thing, too. No wonder Lena’s so scared of the dark side.”
Reviewing the Beautiful Creatures trailer, for The Guardian
