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British newspapers have apparently been banned from publishing TMZ’s photo of Prince Harry naked in Las Vegas. So to help them out, I’ve drawn an impressively lifelike picture of the offending photo, which they are all free to use so long as they credit me. YOU’RE WELCOME, THE BRITISH MEDIA.

Prince Harry Naked Photos During Vegas Rager - TMZ

UPDATE - The Daily Mirror took me up on my offer. THE DAILY MIRROR, I SALUTE YOU.

UPDATE UPDATE - And the Six O’Clock news. AND THE SIX O’FUCKING CLOCK NEWS. LOOK.