At long, long last, I'm very pleased to report that my book is available to buy, both online and in shops. Three of them are for sale in Germany, apparently, so that's nice.
The book has been my entire life for the last year, and I've put everything I had into it. If you read it and like it, I'd be awfully grateful if you told people about it. A review, a tweet, literally just telling someone about it with your mouth. It all helps. Also there's a picture of Pete with his top off in it, if that's what's going to sway you, you pervert.